Saturday, June 11, 2011

Cell Phones

Cell Phones are a versatile service: you can call people on them, surf the net, and heck even watch t.v. The only thing... well that's an inaccurate  statement  there's a crap load of things that tick me off about cell phones. For one half the time they don't work so we throw them against the wall, or at least my family does. They ring at the worst moments come on you've seen all the horror movies someones trying to hide and *ring ring ring* crap i'm dead. To top it all off they cause cancer or at least thats what the news says, but the news goes back and forth on that one. They're dangerous... ha false alarm no they're not. Thanks FOX you're all idiots.

Idiots

Ya know what people really piss me off especially if they can't figure which way is up when an arrow is pointing there. I can't stand idiots it's like they have no social morals.. I wish they could figure out how to stop being so dumb for 5 seconds so we could all grow in our society as one, but no they have to make things worse for all of us. They can't keep their mouths shut and if they do their heads would probably explode from all the crap thats flowing around in there. I say we need to round up all these people and put them in a secluded area so they can annoy the crap out of eachother.

promises

It really pisses me off when i can't keep a promise. I meant to write a post every day,and to my 1 and a half followers i apologize. I will try to be a better person and not piss people off by not doing what I said i was gonna do. I'm gonna write a bunch today to get caught up.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Zombies

Ah yes the pop culture phenomenon Zombies. They shuffle around in hordes but how do they know where they're going? yes stupidity is next to the zombie culture and the only way we can get rid of these undead menaces is with a bullet to the head. To theirs or to yours it doesn't really matter, but wait resident evil teaches us that there is a cure, and it works only half the time so your buddy even with the cure still might munch on your brain if your not careful. Yes they maybe just the creation of an over imaginative youngster but i bet you wouldn't want some a-hole trying to eat your brain. Even so zombies you piss me off and you all deserve to be shot or stabbed or incinerated or crushed or decapitated ah you get the picture. Zombies here's to you for being the second thing today that's pissed me off.

Take a Joke

You know what really ticks me off it's people that can't take a joke. I mean really if it was really so offensive then you wouldn't have smiled about it and then when people start laughing that get mad. Dang kid i'm sorry that you have self esteem issues get over it and take it for what it really is a joke. It was meant to be funny and you should treat it as such.

Friday, April 22, 2011

What its about

My blog is all about what i find unnecessary or annoying on a day to day basis. Feel free to comment heck who knows you might be the next thing on my blog. If you are it will all be in good fun. It serves as a two way street. One to get my uncontrollable rage out RAAAAAAWWWWRRR, and to put a smile on your face. Hope you like it and hope you join soon ^^